At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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