You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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