Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
This is the high leading the old right now
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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