We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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