I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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