I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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