I don't usually arrange sex via text message
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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