what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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