Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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