this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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