I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
