its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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