All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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