WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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