So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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