I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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