i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
