i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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