Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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