Fuck appropriateness.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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