Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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