She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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