told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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