Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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