you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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