We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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