these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
please come you make the beer taste better
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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