real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Verdict: uncircumcised.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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