I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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