I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I CAN MOONWALK!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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