I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
