maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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