fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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