Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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