just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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