Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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