you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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