i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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