they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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