I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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