i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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