She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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