you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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