So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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