And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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