i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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