So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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