dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
