How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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