just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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