Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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