Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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